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MEET THE TEAM

Brandon, founder of Toilet Water, walking through a parking lot carrying his son on his shoulders while holding his feet — capturing a candid moment of fatherhood and family behind the brand.

Brandon - Founder, CEO, and Flush Visionary

Danielle, co-founder of Toilet Water, smiling while sitting indoors in a black top and sunglasses on her head.

Once dared to drink from a hose behind a Taco Bell, Brandon knew he was destined for hydration greatness. He founded Toilet Water with one goal: to make people laugh mid-sip. When he’s not obsessing over can designs or flushing corporate norms, he’s reminding the team, “It’s not just water. It’s a movement.” And no, not a bowel movement, an actual movement.

Danielle - Co-Founder, VP of Class, Sanity & Quality Control

The only person brave enough to tell Brandon “no,” Danielle keeps the brand (and the man) from going full chaos. She’s the reason Toilet Water isn’t sewer-scented and why every can has a touch of class. Behind every ridiculous idea is Danielle—rolling her eyes and making it actually work, even if she’s still not fully on board with this one.

Retro-style robot labeled ‘AI BOT 3000’ holding a can of Toilet Water, contributing to the brand’s creative team.

AI Bot 3000 - Copywriter, Strategist, Certified Can Whisperer

Built in a lab. Trained on memes. Responsible for 42% of the Toilet Water website and 97% of the bad puns. AI Bot 3000 doesn’t sleep, doesn’t blink, and once wrote 87 taglines in under 3 seconds. Still waiting for its first paycheck (and a soul).

FLUSH YOUR THIRST ™

It all started as a joke. Like most great things do.

Every time our kids begged for a sip of our drinks, we’d hit them with the classic parent line:

“Nope — but you can have some toilet water.”

Cue the groans. Cue the laughter. It became a running gag in our house — one that never got old. Until one day, we took it a little too far… or maybe just far enough.

Brandon went out and did what any perfectly sane dad with a wild idea would do:

He designed real cans labeled TOILET WATER, filled them with pristine mountain water, and brought them home to surprise the kids.

The look on their faces?

Unmatched.

The sound of their laughter?

Uncontrollable.

And the reaction from friends and family?

“We’d actually buy this.”

So we flushed the doubt and bottled the absurd.

Toilet Water was born — not just as a drink, but as a way to share moments of humor, connection, and ridiculously clean hydration.

We’re not here to be fancy. We’re here to be funny, fresh, and just a little off-the-wall. Because in a world that takes itself way too seriously, sometimes the best thing you can do…

is hand someone a can of Toilet Water.