BOOM. We launched and sold out.
This sh*t went fast. Literally. We’re cooking up another fresh batch of Toilet Water, and trust us—you’ll want to be first in line when it hits the bowl. Drop your info below to get in the pre-order queue before we flush out again.
TOILET WATER MERCH
Wearing Toilet Water™ gear isn’t just fashion—it’s a cry for hydration and attention. People will stare. Some will ask questions. Others will just slowly back away. But deep down, they all wish they had the guts to wear something this unhinged. You’re not just buying merch. You’re joining a movement nobody asked for.
This hoodie isn’t for everyone—just legends who proudly hydrate like they’ve got nothing to prove and everything to flush. ‘Toilet Water - Flush Your Thirst’ isn’t just a slogan, it’s a lifestyle. Cozy enough to cry in, bold enough to start conversations you’re not emotionally prepared for. Warning: may cause uncontrollable thirst, side-eyes, and street cred. #FlushYourThirst